wazzuuup! 8 years later…

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Keith Olbermann on palin’s hypocrisy and idiocy

recent videos on tina fey’s personal god-send, Sarah Palin:

…where she begs the question: “is she smarter than a 3rd grader?” here sarah kills the joke as she reiterates her previous “attempt at humor” as she describes her super-senatal powers as queen vp:

…OH, OH, the hypocrisy! who’s PALIN around with terrorists now?

dayum, you got schooled, p. and by the way- why don’t obama and anti-gay biden start throwing the feces back at her like olbermann does?

Qu0tes R0undup- Summer 2008

Happy Autumn Equinox!

every three months i post a lump of good quotes i heard/read during the season (click on the category ‘quotes‘ on my sidebar to see my on-going collection). so, here are the quotes i’ve rounded up during this year’s summer season!

Dr. Perry Cox:

Lady, people aren’t chocolates.. Do you know what they are mostly?  Bastards.  Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.  But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

Woody Allen:

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Joh Stewart:

Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Barack Obama:

If you get a federal grant you can’t use that grant money to proselytize to the people you help and you can’t discriminate against them – or against the people you hire – on the basis of their religion.

Richard Dawkins

What are all of us but self-reproducing robots? We have been put together by our genes and what we do is roam the world looking for a way to sustain ourselves and ultimately produce another robot child. Continue reading

Quotes Roundup- Spring 2008

oops!  i’m a little late on this one, but…

every three months i post a lump of good quotes i heard/read during the season (click on the category ‘quotes‘ on my sidebar to see my on-going collection). so, here are the quotes i’ve rounded up during this year’s spring season!

the first bunch came from mike‘s blog:

Bart Simpson:

Phew I’m glad we came to our senses and worship a 2.000 year old carpenter.

Bill Hicks:

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.

Woody Allen:

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Homer Simpson:

Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder.

Homer Simpson:

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, save me Superman! Continue reading