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recent videos on tina fey’s personal god-send, Sarah Palin:
…where she begs the question: “is she smarter than a 3rd grader?” here sarah kills the joke as she reiterates her previous “attempt at humor” as she describes her super-senatal powers as queen vp:
…OH, OH, the hypocrisy! who’s PALIN around with terrorists now?
dayum, you got schooled, p. and by the way- why don’t obama and anti-gay biden start throwing the feces back at her like olbermann does?
Happy Autumn Equinox!
every three months i post a lump of good quotes i heard/read during the season (click on the category ‘quotes‘ on my sidebar to see my on-going collection). so, here are the quotes i’ve rounded up during this year’s summer season!
Dr. Perry Cox:
Lady, people aren’t chocolates.. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
If you get a federal grant you can’t use that grant money to proselytize to the people you help and you can’t discriminate against them – or against the people you hire – on the basis of their religion.
What are all of us but self-reproducing robots? We have been put together by our genes and what we do is roam the world looking for a way to sustain ourselves and ultimately produce another robot child. Continue reading
many republicans and anderson cooper pooped on!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits RNC:
triumph and global warming:
oops! i’m a little late on this one, but…
every three months i post a lump of good quotes i heard/read during the season (click on the category ‘quotes‘ on my sidebar to see my on-going collection). so, here are the quotes i’ve rounded up during this year’s spring season!
the first bunch came from mike‘s blog:
Phew I’m glad we came to our senses and worship a 2.000 year old carpenter.
If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder.
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, save me Superman! Continue reading
nice lil’ comic on the internet with some real gems in it! http://www.viruscomix.com/things.html