did you serve an LDS mission? did you break any rules? of course you did! over at MormonMatters.org there’s a discussion going on where returned missionaries are “confessing”. it’s really funny to read other people’s lists of broken rules, sins, and indulgences (it’s funny how many list “drinking cola” since that’s supposed to be so bad). my list is below, if you have comments to add, i’d like to read them here.
(mission area: Brasilia, Brazil 2000-2002)
just off the top of my head:
- listened to unapproved “EFY” music and got interviewed by my mish. pres. for it (yeah, weird, huh.)
- had pictures of a cute pop star (Sandy) under my name tag.
- was seduced by 2 different women who would nurse and not cover up after removing the baby (one told me she was seducing me, the other i may have just been reading into “the body language” a little too much).
- had a buddha statue on my desk for a while- felt weird/dark and took it down when a companion complained.
- waded my feet in water in a river in the jungle (satan could have swept me away but i was lucky)
- had sleepovers with another zl friend and we’d rent 5-6 movies and watch them all in one go. did this 2-3 times.
- semi-porn billboards and posters were everywhere in brazil, and i would “notice them” just a few seconds too long.
- lied to mish pres. about having “clean hands”. he left it unclear, so i just took it literally and said they were clean (with a “duh” look on my face- “c’mon, pres.”)
- played nintendo at a member’s house, watched the news during lunch at the bishop’s house, went to domino’s on sunday with a member who forgot to cook us a meal (i gave her a guilt trip and recommended she take us to the new domino’s that had just opened).
- towards the end of my mission i purchased whatever CD’s i felt like from the mall and listened to them while i went to sleep (it ended up being mostly enya).
and last but not least:
- tricked a greenie brazilian missionary into praying to joseph smith- complete with candles and photographs!
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Brazilian and US scientists are looking into using spider venom as a possible treatment for male impotence.
Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism – long and painful erections.
A two-year study has found that the venom contains a toxin, called Tx2-6, that causes erections.
The bite of Phoneutria nigriventer, known as the Brazilian wandering spider, is potent and can be deadly in some cases.
Further tests are being carried out in the US before the substance can be approved for human use.
I present to you… Iguaçú Falls. I visited the falls, which border Brazil and Argentina, just before I married my wife, a Brazilian. I really felt it was the most magnificent place I had ever seen or will ever see in my life. I imagined dinosaurs roaming throughout the park and Pterodactyls flying overhead. It is a place you can only dream up to exist. I recommend visiting if you have the chance one day. Peace.
Here are some pixs (click the photo below) that I took on my trip there. Enjoy!
[updated October, 2010]
I have visited many interesting places in Brazil (I have been there three times so far). People ask me a lot about what places I recommend visiting so I put together this list and pass it on to friends and family when needed. Here is the list (for more pictures of each place I list, simply Google-search the names below):
1) Fernando de Noronha: beautiful beaches and only 400 or so tourists allowed on the island at a time. definately an amazing place to see. My favorite part of our family vacation to Brazil was this little secluded island off the coast of Recife called Fernando de Noronha. We ended up staying in a Bed and Breakfast with some of the locals on the island. The first night we left all of our bags in our rooms and walked down to the nearest of 20 beaches on the island. Each of these twenty beaches has its own character, charm and beauty. The island as a whole is beautiful. Just gorgeous. I couldn’t imagine a more perfect place. Warm, secluded, beautiful scenery, an ideal place. Just off the soft sand of the beaches, low rocky hills embraced the beach like protective arms. When we climbed these, we found natural pools filled with clear, warm water, placed sporadically throughout the area. It was a paradise. There were no gates around the houses like the rest of Brazil because there is virtually no crime there. Just peace-loving locals that have lived there their whole live, which is , by the way, the only way you can become a resident of the island. Continue reading