creationist/atheist rap

farking well done. i laffed my arse off! my wife loved it too.

  • interview with the creator of the video, on its ambiguity:  (link)
  • Lyrics (courtesy Brian Coughlan):

My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I’m the Dickie D,
I gots my phd and comin’ your way on the youtube to bust your world view
so just listen to me and don’t you argue.

You see, this battle’s been ragin’ since Zeus was on the bottle,
between Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,
who said the mover wasn’t movin’ like some magic trick but
that’s no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this
religious sthick.

Cos science is the only way to know y’all,
you stand with me y’all,
or you can fall y’all so go ahead and take your pick.

ES: Yeah you tell him Rick …
Darwin : Cos if you don’t know me …

RD: YOU DON’T KNOW DICK!!

Chorus : Yeah he’s the Dick to the Dawk to the phd,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
Yeah he’s the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!

SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
DD:YEAH!!!
RD:Silence that watch… Paley
Growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming wilber by force as we framed the discourse until the science split in schismatic divorce then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we’ve been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they’ll no longer ignore us, give it to ’em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!

Chorus : Yeah he’s the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

Then there was Darrow dukin’ it out with the straight and the narrow a ragin’ bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was bobby de niro.
We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin’ we coped, becomin’ more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope, what was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable …. the creationst foldup you hate us talking bull, don’t you know that this Dick BLEEP frickin’ unblockable …

Chorus : Yeah he’s the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking Cos I’m the rapper thats rappin the …. unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I’d even hate “dog” too.

Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science has arised to be religions demise, and while you turkeys all cry, shouting why God oh why, ‘I’ll still be popping my collar earning more dollars than Allah’.

Chorus : Yeah he’s the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

Chorus : Yeah he’s the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!
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4 thoughts on “creationist/atheist rap

  1. Hilarious, isn’t it?

    I was laughing my ass off all day yesterday over that one!!!

    But you missed the corrections in the transcript:

    The line ought to read,
    ‘I’ll still be popping my collar earning more dollars than Allah’

    ‘Shtick’ should be sans ‘c’.

    And it should read Dawk, not Doc.

  2. yeah so so funny- really well done. i think you’re right on that spellcheck. how you so down wit tha lingo, C.L.?

    haha hey can’t wait for your book to come out. i’ve just barely come across your byu stories and they’re hilarious!

  3. Thanks, I’m glad you like my BYU stories!!! 😀

    I can’t take credit for the corrections to the transcript though — it appeared as you’ve posted it in the comments on Pharyngula, then the corrected version appeared there as well. I watched it enough times that I could have gotten the words down though — it’s too funny!!! My kids started getting into it too.

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