What if Jesus were to take on Moses, or even fight his own mother, Mary? How ’bouts playin’ a game where you have to steal big-eyed orphans and throw’em in a big bag over your shoulder, occasionally eating a couple when you’re hungry? Dreading that sales meeting coming up in 5 minutes? Kill yourself, if you can.
Welcome to the three coolest flash games online: Bible Fight, Orphan Feast, and 5 Minutes to kill Yourself. Each are instant classics in their own righ, and are hilariously entertaining.
Orphans in Victorian London tasted good. Not like the orphans you get these days.
5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)
Stick it to the Man by sticking it to yourself. You’ve got a microwave, scissors, some office supplies, a giant shark…and five minutes.