The Arrival of the iPhone is Tomorrow!

Apple’s New iPhone

Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone Friday, June 29. Here are some of its most highly anticipated features:

  • Apple's New iPhoneNanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

  • Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times

  • Takes Polaroids

  • When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects

  • Prominent Apple logo

  • Reproduces through asexual budding

  • Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

  • Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you’re not using it

via the Onion


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